Episode 2: Best Or Worst Sleep-over?
Japan,2041
11:00 PM
TIME TO SLEEP FUCKERS!
Mako: Shut up narrator
Narrator: -_-
Haruhi:nighty nite :3
Mako:Nighty Nite
-Both Sleeps-
at 8:00 AM...
-Mako Wakes up-
>w< guud morningz
Angelo: SHUT UP!!!
Mako:...-beats up angelo-
-Angelo KO-
-mako leaves a note to haruhi «cya later c; goin` to colege :l»-
-Haruhi wakes up 20 minutes later-
-she sees the note and reads-

Haruhi: :3 well i should be going now
-mako walks to school but doesnt know haruhi is following him-
-mako hears:HEEELP!!! from someone in the dark street alley-
-mako rushes in and sees someone beaten up,but the person who beated him up dissapeared-
Mako:Are you allright?!
Paul: @_o ughn...-collapses-
mako: omfg what a pussy...
Paul`s mind:Fuck you...
Mako:I can still hear you -_-
Paul:wait wtf you cant hear through my mind you godmodder!
mako:well that means your not collapsed at all
paul: BUT ITS TOO FUCKING PAINFULL DONT YOU GET IT YOU NARBHOLE?!
-mako punches and hes kO-
Mako:lol thats gonna teach him a lesson to fake his collapse...that pussy...
anyways ill bring you to the infermery later
-mako puts paul in a garbage bag and walks away to school-

MEANWHILEZ WHEN IZ AT SCHUULZ... :3
Mako:good lord,history...
Teacher:YeahBlaBLaBLaBLASmoshidybaloneydoop
Mako:WTF?¸
Mako`s mind:what the firetruck smosh featured in history...anyways fuck it... >_>
Haruhi: Ohaider Mako!
Mako: OMFG STALKAH!
Both:what are you doing here?
Both:I was sent here...
Both:Meh Fuck it >.>
-both turns head to the teacher-
Teacher:ENUFF CHILDRENS!
???:i hope you do realise we are almost adults right?
Teacher:Why not have a trip to the directors office
-everyone stood up and left exept ???-
???:and you do realise we dont need elementary  punishments right?
Teacher:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU ENOUGH SAID YOU BABY
-??? makes special combo and obliterates the room and the teacher-
haruhi and mako: 0_0 what in the fuck just blew up?
an hour later

Teacher:allright student,lets take the Attendancies.when i will name your name,raise your hand and say Here!
Teacher:Haruhi?
Haruhi:Here!
Teacher:Mako?
Mako: -sigh- here...
Teacher: Paul?
Paul: . . . Yep! im just in this frickin body bag!
Teacher:Chou?
Chou: ???!(here!)
Teacher: . . .

When School Is Ovah!

mako is going back home and senses a familiar presence...he turns and sees haruhi,he jumps says OMFG STALKER AGAIN! and runs like fuck!

Haruhi: T_T

20 MINUTES LATAGH!

BEEP BEEP an intercom is calling.
mako answers with scare
h..h.helo?
its me haruhi,look im sorry for stalking you,i feel bad T_T so can i come in?
ummm `guess...
-mako opens up.-
-haruhi walks to the deck-
Haruhi: T_T
Mako:whats Wrong?
Haruhi:i feel bad...
-mako feels a demon-
mako: O_O i gtg
Haruhi:where?And dont get hurt!
Mako: Don't worry about me.
-Haruhi worries-
-mako fights off The demon and posseses angelo into the sword who slices the demon into peices.-   
Haruhi:thank god your safe!
mako:it wasnt much >w>
Haruhi:
-paul comes out of the bag-
Paul: Phew...it was hot in there
both: !!! WTF!
Paul: Oh hello there strangers
-mako and haruhi turns scared as shit-
Both:you fucker!
Mako:come here You miserable Swine!Let Me Kick Your Ass!
Paul: O_O oh shit
-beats up-
=END OF EPISODE 2=